С 1 сентября по 15 ноября в регионе разрешено охотиться на куропаток. С 1 сентября по 30 ноября на гусей, уток, лысух и тетеревов, на барсука и кабана охота продолжится до 31 декабря.
Первая суббота сентября стала официальным днем открытия охотничьего сезона только с этого года. Новые изменения в правила охоты были внесены 2 июля 2012 года.
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Феникс, бедная.... охота на птицу откроется, где прятаться станешь?:)

Нет у меня уже ружья.

What the funny business?

Ha! The Russian-language forum is the English-language one now.

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Pretty cool, isn't it? ))

I can't see the Russian-language comments. Is this only my comp's snark (gluk)?

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Ahha))

Narod, pishi na Latinice poka. Chat tut segodnya.

One day, a mechanical engineer, electrical engineer, chemical engineer, and computer engineer were driving down the street in the same car when it broke down.

The mechanical engineer said, "I think a rod broke."

The chemical engineer said, "The way it sputtered at the end, I think it's not getting enough gas."

The electrical engineer said, "I think there was a spark and something's wrong with the electrical system."

All three turned to the computer engineer and said, "What do you think?"

The computer engineer said, "I think we should all get out and then get back in."

I'll be banned.

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No!

By the way, one of my favorites:

A man is sitting on his front stoop staring morosely at the ground when his neighbour strolls over. The neighbour tries to start a conversation several times, but the older man barely responds.
Finally, the neighbour asks what the problem is.

"Well," the man says, "I ran afoul of one of those questions women ask. Now I'm in the doghouse."

"What kind of question?" the neighbour asks.

"My wife asked me if I would still love her when she was old, fat and ugly."

"That's easy," says the neighbour. "You just say, 'Of course I will.'"

"Yeah," says the other man, "that's what I meant to say. But what came out was, 'Of course I do.'"

O, yeah, women are more ready-witted, IMHO.

A man calls home to his wife and says, "Honey I have been asked to go fishing up in Scotland with my boss and several of his friends. We'll be gone for a week. This is a good opportunity for me to get that promotion I've been wanting so would you please pack me enough clothes for a week and set out my rod and tackle box. We're leaving from the office and I will swing by the house to pick up my things. Oh, and could you pack my new blue silk pyjamas too."

The wife thinks this sounds a little fishy, but being a good person she does exactly what her husband asked.

The following weekend he comes home a little tired but otherwise looking good. His wife welcomes him home and asks if he caught many fish? He says, "Yes! Lot's of trout, some pike, and a few salmon. But why didn't you pack my new blue silk pyjamas like I asked you to?"

"I did", she replies, "they're in your tackle box."

sait haknuli shto li?

НГ хакнули что ли?

И чего-то я не понял? НГ становится англоязычным ресурсом??????